I was in a rush and I needed to pick up a quick snack that I could eat during class. I chose these Nature Valley bars which said they had ten bars inside. What I failed to notice is the tiny print at the bottom where it says 5 x 2, i.e., 5 packets with two bars.

Lo and behold when I open a pack during a break, I find two bars inside. I didn't want to eat two bars, just one. You can't even just leave the other fucking bar inside because they create so MANY crumbs. How the fuck are you supposed to seal it???

Stupid-ass deceptive printing got the better of me. It's not the end of the world, just mildly infuriating.

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[-] stembolts@programming.dev 96 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I hate these bars, I have no idea how anyone tolerates eating it anywhere indoors.

[-] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

Honey Oats & GetTheVacuum

[-] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

I have a buddy who prefers these over the chewy dipped versions and I can confirm he is a pyschopath

[-] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago

The secret is to dip them in coffee or tea.

[-] DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 week ago

The secret is to not buy them if you ask me.

[-] dmention7@lemm.ee 88 points 1 week ago

Not discounting your mild infuriation, but I am 100% certain that if they switched to being individually wrapped tomorrow, a complaint about excessive packaging would be one of the top posts here.

I'm not sure about Germany, but these have been sold in the US for decades now, and have always been 2 bars per wrapper as long as I can remember.

[-] ABasilPlant@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

... I am 100% certain that if they switched to being individually wrapped tomorrow, a complaint about excessive packaging would be one of the top posts here.

You're undeniably right. The best situation would be to not have any wrapping at all... but with the crumb situation, that'd be another top post here :/

[-] lgmjon64@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

They sell it without individual wrappers, it's just müsli.

[-] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago

I hate weasel word bs like this

[-] ptz 23 points 1 week ago

On the bright side, at least it wasn't labeled as "up to 10 bars" like ISPs get away with.

[-] dan@upvote.au 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The FCC seems to have grown a spine given they've reinstated net neutrality and rolled out the Broadband Labels that require ISPs to be upfront about all fees, so maybe they'll tackle this eventually.

In Australia, ISPs have to advertise the "typical" or average speed during peak times. See the plans here for example: https://www.tpg.com.au/nbn. It's still not a guaranteed speed, but listing an average speed during the most congested time (evenings, since everyone is streaming movies and TV shows) is significantly better than listing a maximum speed.

[-] DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Not yet anyways

[-] floofloof@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago

Outsmart them by breaking each bar in half. Now you have 20 bars without spending a penny more!

[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago

That's how they've always been sold.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Every product that comes with individually wrapped pairs or triplets is like this. They tell you how many individual consumables are in the box in huge font, with clarification that it's 2xX or 3xX in tiny unreadable font.

It's shitty as fuck.

[-] ech@lemm.ee 12 points 1 week ago

For the rest of the box, break the bars in half (while still in the wrapper) and eat the two top halves for the equivalent of one bar. The you can wrap up the remaining halves more securely.

[-] skeptomatic@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago

Your failure was not getting the Sweet and Salty Peanut chewy granola bar. Damn good!

[-] JustEnoughDucks@feddit.nl 6 points 1 week ago

Lol this was one of the earlier nature valley bar, before their single packed one. They were around 15 years ago at least. Always been packed per 2 with the hope that you will just eat 2 at a time

[-] renrenPDX@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

You’re eating them wrong obviously. Smash it with your fist, pour it out in a neat line, and snort it like you mean business. Bonus points if done in public.

[-] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 week ago

I noticed recently (though I doubt it's new) that pop tarts are labeled that way too.

What's next count total number of crumbs?

Because these bars are. Always full of crumbs

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

That's just weird... If they thought one bar wouldn't be enough then why not just make the bars bigger? Is it still even a "healthy snack" if you have to cram them down 2 at a time? It reminds me of the time I was checking the info on the back of a packet of Top Ramen and it said it's supposed to be like 2 or 3 servings. Like was I supposed to share it with someone? Lol

[-] teft@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

it’s supposed to be like 2 or 3 servings.

That's so the sodium content seems reasonable.

[-] Drusas@kbin.run 2 points 1 week ago

That's so the ~~sodium~~ sugar content seems reasonable.

[-] notnotmike@programming.dev 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The US has a lot of bullshit in their labeling requirements. My wife studied food science in university and some of her biggest complaints are:

  • Serving sizes aren't always the entire package*
  • "Natural" has almost no meaning on a package, it is just a hand-waving word
  • They can hide a lot of things in the ingredients under umbrella terms like "spices" and "flavorings"
  • "Made with real juice" does not mean it was made with the juice on the label. For example, a pineapple fruit juice may be more apple juice than actually pineapple juice
  • They can round down to 0 calories if the actual amount is below 5

The most egregious example I've seen lately was a jar of pickles I bought where the serving size is 1/3 of a pickle (now the website says 1/2). That's just so that the sodium doesn't get out of control and, in all likelihood, because an entire pickle may be more than the 5 Calories allowed to say it's "0 Calories".

*This is changing, slowly. Manufacturers now have to put servings for the entire container if it's small enough

[-] Carighan@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

“Natural” has almost no meaning on a package, it is just a hand-waving word

That's partially because it's useless in general, of course it's natural, where else would you get it from? Every atom from a particle accelerator colision?!

[-] wjrii@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

“Made with real juice” does not mean it was made with the juice on the label. For example, a pineapple fruit juice may be more apple juice than actually pineapple juice

This gave rise to an amusing misunderstanding in our house. My wife asked for "Cranberry Juice, but 100% juice, not the cocktail; that's too sweet." I dutifully went to our store and found the Cranberry Juice cocktail, and also the juice that was mostly apple and white grape juice, because that's always what they use here when they can. I thought, surely this must be very nearly as sweet, and kept looking. I eventually found the small, expensive bottle of 100% cranberry juice with no other juices and no sugar added.

This was a mistake.

Pure cranberry juice is not popular as a casual beverage for a reason. It is nasty. It tastes like I imagine the least dangerous acid kept behind the counter at the chemistry lab supply company tastes: safe for human consumption, but just barely and definitely deserving to be there behind the counter.

[-] mbfalzar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

I actually like the taste of pure cranberry juice, but it's too expensive to buy just for drinking so I mostly end up drinking half the bottle while I cook holiday meals after I've started the cranberry sauce

[-] the_artic_one@programming.dev 1 points 1 week ago

Are you sure you didn't get the concentrate?

[-] wjrii@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Pretty sure. It was a 32 oz bottle on the same shelf as all the cocktails and blends.

Now, to be fair, some people do recommend cutting pure cranberry juice with seltzer or water, but it was not specifically a concentrate.

[-] Carnelian@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Possibly they can’t be made thicker due to the cooking process?

[-] ccunning@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

They’re pretty hard. I wouldn’t want to try to bite through a double thick one personally.

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

It wouldn't necessarily have to be double thick, they could just make it longer or wider across or both

[-] Dayroom7485@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

That packaging surely caused Doppel Trouble.

[-] alucard@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 week ago

They have always been packaged that way in the US. The peanut butter ones somewhat mitigate the crumb situation.

[-] ChexMax@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I don't think it's a problem that it's 2 bars in each package, but it should say 5 packages rather than 10 bars. The company knows what they're doing.

[-] Saltarello@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Ha I once fell for this same issue with the exact same bars. To be fair they're so darn tasty I've fallen for it again several times since!

I've had limited problems with nature Valley bars and crumbs.

[-] fredhampton@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 week ago

I would tell you to grow a pair BUT the fact that they go stale in like 15 minutes….

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